Edelman Charged With Indecent Assault

Patriots Wide Receiver Julian Edelman is being charged with groping a woman at a nightclub Monday night

So Pats' receiver Julian Edelman is being accused of groping a young woman at a Halloween Party at the Storyville Nightclub Monday night. Now, that might sound bad, but I personally am not buying it. Why the fuck would you grab a chick between her legs? It's the number one rule of clubbing, 'cause the girls there are insane. The Police also think that by reviewing the club's security footage they'll be able to determine whether or not Edelman did it. Really? They think that by watching a video of hundreds of people dancing in one area, and most probably in some sort of costume 'cause they think they're cool, they'll be able to pick out exactly which person is Edelman and exactly whether or not he groped the girl? That's laughable to say the least. I wish them the best of luck in that, 'cause I know just as well as most people who have a slight knowledge of the criminal justice system, that they have 0 chance of finding exactly which person is Edelman.