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Saturday, April 14, 2012

UPDATE: Bruins Drop Game 2, Capitals Officially Make Boston's Shit List


Well, that game sucked.

The Bruins decided to come out and not even try to solve the likely simple riddle that is little rookie goaltender Braden Holtby. Seriously, the third and fourth line played with energy and passion, but the Bergeron line played brutal, with the exception of Bergeron who had some rarely seen nastiness in his game today, and the first line I don't think even played. Oh, they did? Damn, got me. I never knew they were on the ice.

Seriously, are those guys hurt? If Krejci is affected by that pane if glass I may have to put a bounty of Shanahan for not suspending him. I wonder if Peverley's knee is affecting him. And Lucic, where the hell have you been bud? They do realize this is the playoffs, right? Can someone tell me if they do? You know, like someone who has more access to the players than I do (which is virtually none).

Bergeron seemed pretty pissed off today though. Seriously, I thought he was gonna drop the gloves and kick the ever living hell out Perrault. Marchand? He was a dick after the horn every period, but other than that he played like shit. Meanwhile Tyler Seguin looks nothing like a second overall pick so far. Hell, he doesn't even look like a guy that had 28 goals in the regular season.

The third line was on fire though. Christ, Pouliot looked 50 times better than anyone on the first line did. And when a third line guy who looked like a bust of a fourth overall pick for the longest time plays better than you you know there's something wrong.




Although I have to say, that goal was flat out filthy. I know a lot of you morons out there will say to me "But he didn't do anything special, he just skated to the net." That's exactly what I'm talking about. in the playoffs, a filthy goal isn't going to be Ovechkin falling on his back and doing some crazy ass behind the head shot into an open net (although that was a sick goal). The filthy goals in the playoffs are going to be ones that are scored because of second, third, and fourth efforts. And sometimes end with an acrobatic backflip over Braden Holtby. That does always add a nice touch to it.

Chris Kelly too, he needs to be locked up the second the re-sign period begins. The guy has been stellar the whole season and he hasn't let up in the playoffs. I think someone played him a clip of what Felger said about him after he was acquired last year. He looks like he's out to prove someone, if not everyone, wrong. Brian Rolston too. This third line needs to be kept intact next season. Rolston has played out of his mind. They Bruins are a team that needs a veteran presence like Rolston around. He can be the new Mark Recchi, just without the medical degree.

Also, I'm beginning to hate the Capitals more and more, especially under Dale Hunter. The good news is they aren't playing the way Dale Hunter played, which would really get me pissed. Like throwing large objects at my TV pissed. And if you want to know how Dale Hunter played, look no further than this. Or at the following.










Yeah, Hunter was a douche.

While the Caps aren't playing like that, they're still playing similar to Vancouver. Minus the diving thankfully. But they're doing a lot of that behind the play, after the whistle small cheap shots that really piss both players and fans off. It's pretty much why everyone hates Vancouver. And Montreal at that. The good news is that they're poking the bear. The bad news is the bear hasn't woken up yet. And if the bear doesn't wake up soon, the B's are in some deep doo doo.

Anyways, I'll just leave you with this for fond memories.



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